Hello, gay teens.
Look at your dad.
Now back to me.
Now back at your dad.
Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he became more informed and laid the smackdown, he could be like me.
LOOK DOWN
BACK UP
WHERE ARE YOU?
You’re in the kitchen with the man your dad could be like.
What’s in your hand?
BACK TO ME.
It’s a pamphlet about the joys of gay sex.
Look again, the pamphlet is now condoms.
I’M A MECHANIC.